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Life Plan

Ok. I finally have a life plan.

Step 1: Somehow make the nearly 100k of student debt my partner and I have accrued disappear.

Step 2: Finish my bachelors at an awesome scientific college. Get into a good masters or doctorate program in biology and space travel. Somehow accrue no debt in this step.

Step 3: Be one of the scientists who develops the varieties of plants and animals who will join humans in our expansion throughout the solar system and beyond. Make sure science is well-funded. Make buttloads of money.

Step 4: Retire onto an awesome orbiting colony.

Step 5: Die happy.

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